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Life changing...

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:29 pm
by Shazzoir
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Re: Life changing...

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:17 pm
by gregvalentine
Hmmm, that really doesn't make a lot of sense. If she took a shine to the bigfoot and wanted to start a relationship, I can understand the divorce part, but wouldn't she look more appealing to the big guy if she PUT ON 125 pounds?

Re: Life changing...

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:10 am
by Simon M
I'm trying to imagine the episode of Jerry Springer that could be made about this. They'd need much bigger security guys, that's for sure.

Re: Life changing...

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:43 pm
by Black
I agree, Greg. Did she see it's big foot or big something else? (love)

I'm thinking the latter, as she was sooo impressed with what she saw (love) , she divorced her husband AND lost some kilos. I'm guessing poor ol hubby just didn't measure up. (no no)

Hmmm, strange lady. So, she's suing California because there's no law for bigfoot (or it's bears) to wear pants and hide their well hung crown jewels from her.....

Next, she'll be suing her local butcher for hanging salamis and bratwurst sausages in his display window!

Where does this woman get off? (scared)

Re: Life changing...

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:33 pm
by hillbilly
Where?
It's pretty obvious, She has been in the "small goods" section way too long. (poke tongues)

Re: Life changing...

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:50 am
by Black
On the advice of the woman's attorneys, the woman has dropped the lawsuit as they told her she would be "eaten alive."

Ten points for persistence though, the woman and her attorneys are preparing a new lawsuit.

Re: Life changing...

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:11 pm
by gregvalentine
Black wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:50 am
On the advice of the woman's attorneys, the woman has dropped the lawsuit as they told her she would be "eaten alive."

Ten points for persistence though, the woman and her attorneys are preparing a new lawsuit.
Demanding that the bigfoot appear in court would surely raise an almighty stink, not to mention the infra-sound.